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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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CH lives in Bedfordshire and he has written to say that after many years of sitting in horrendous traffic jams on the M1 motorway, he is amazed at the news that the government are to start building a long-awaited £289m widening scheme to put extra lanes on the motorway. Too little, too late, he says.
 
To add insult to injury, the extra lanes between Milton Keynes and St Albans are to be used only by drivers with one or more passengers, i.e. not for single occupancy cars. This particular stretch of motorway from Milton Keynes to the M25 junction is one of the most congested in Europe. It will be lined with cameras no doubt to fleece those who dare to drive in the forbidden lanes.
 
His solution is to purchase a blow-up doll to sit on his passenger seat, but there is already a suggestion that new infra-red cameras can tell the difference between a dummy and a real person.
 
The RAC, which supports the idea of car-sharing lanes in principle, has raised doubts about their use on busy motorways. They say that the idea works OK on city roads linking the centre with the residential areas, but on major motorways there are so many people travelling for so many different purposes that for most of them car-sharing is not a practical option. Those that CAN car-share probably already do, so there won't be any improvement in the congestion.
 
What there will be, though, is a nice increase in revenue from fines, and the opportunity for the government to sit back complacently and say "this congestion is not our fault, we've done our best. It must be the drivers making unnecessary journeys ...."
 
It's odd, isn't it, that whenever anything goes wrong on British roads - accidents, ice, congestion - it's always the driver's fault. It's never the fault of whoever is elected and paid to provide us with the services we have a right to expect - including spacious, safe, adequate roads. Nobody talks of drivers' rights, do they? Yet most of us are drivers, and it seems to me we have the right to do what we want within reason. It's the function of government to facilitate the will and activities of the electorate. Unfortunately successive governments haven't seen it that way, and the current one is the worst of the lot.
 
What we need is a benevolent dictator with a bit of common-sense. Me, me, ooh me, Miss, I'll do it!
 
Of course we can take comfort in the fact that new technology in the hands of the authorities seldom works properly. Look at the NHS database. Or the passport fiasco. Or the Child Support Agency. The common-or-garden speed cameras are pretty dodgy. Did you read about the man caught driving his Peugeot at an alleged 406mph? Or the driver accused of doing over 150mph in a family car with a top speed of 107? Or the bus driver with a load of school-children caught doing over 80mph in a 30mph zone - he was lucky, he was able to use his tachometer to prove his innocence.
 
The GOS has had a brilliant idea. If you get caught by one of these fancy cameras, you pay him £10 and he'll swear blind he was travelling with you on the day in question so the camera must have made a mistake. He could call it "Rent-a-Sod". Could be a nice little earner. And if he's thought of it, you can bet your boots others will too ....
 

 

 
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